May 4, 2018
Welcome fellow travelers, to the holy pilgrimage of psy.
You have been chosen by DXM and Globunaughts to join us for the dark psy rite of passage – The Psykovsky Ritual.
An experience like no other – you will be purified. Your demons, exorcised.
Those who’ve been cleansed by the Psykovsky experience lay testament to His force.
A Psykovsky dance floor is a space-time disrupting vortex. Your compass will fail. GPS will lose you. Your Uber eats will never arrive. Only you will be at the right place at the right time.
Once you’re sucked in, you cannot leave until you’re healed. You will reach the mountain top. Your bush will burn. Tingling sensations to follow.
All the rumours you’ve heard are true – He a monster alien shaman! Psykovsky’s all-encompassing light will chew you up with love and spit you out in the most enjoyable way. You will never be the same again. May the 4th be with you.
Details and pre-sales coming soon.